Added: Apr 6, 2010

From: GREENROOMMUSICAL

Duration: 2:40

Divonne flirts madly with new kid on the block, Cliff, and he being the hopeless nerdy romantic, decides that they would live happily ever after together. John, who is the big stud on campus (or at least the theater department) tells his new friend to go for the sex and happiness of a bachelor's life! Lyrics: BACHELORS ANTHEM JOHN LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN ALWAYS STAYED INSIDE HIS SHELL HIS HAIR WAS A MESS AND SO WAS HIS DRESS BUT HE PLAYED PIANO PRETTY WELL NOW HIS DEAR DISTANT BELOVED LIVED A CONTINENT AWAY AND YET HE LOVED THAT LASS SO FAIR THERE WERE OTHER LITTLE LASSES BUT SHE WAS A BLAST AND GOOD REAR THEN WAS RARE. HE WAS A BACHELOR FREE-LIVIN BACHELOR FREE-LOVIN BACHELOR BE A BACHELOR. CLIFF LITTLE ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS A MOST AMAZING LAD HE ALSO DIDNT CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT HIS HAIR BUT HIS MATH WAS NOT TOO BAD HE LOOKED AT A, B, C AND D AND THOUGHT HED STUDY E AND THEN HE FOUND IT EQUALED M. C. SQUARED BUT HE COULDNT GO TO PROM BECAUSE HE JUST HAD MADE THE BOMB AND ALL THE GIRLS IN TOWN WERE SCARED. JOHNCLIFF HE WAS A BACHELORNOW I KNOW FREE-LIVIN BACHELORMARRIAGE BLOWS FREE-LOVIN BACHELOR BE A BACHELOR.BE A BACHELOR. ILL BE A BACHELORYOU BE A BACHELOR YOU BE A BACHELORILL BE A BACHELOR WELL BE A BACHELOR BABY, BABY, BE A BACHELOR.BE A BACHELOR. CLIFF (In a cockney British accent) KING RUFUS NEVER MARRIED, CAUSE HE NEVER TOOK A BATH. JOHN ATTILA THE HUN WAS IN LOVE WITH A NUN BUT SHE WOULDNT LEAVE THE CLOTH CLIFF POOR MARIO ANDRETTI MARRIED, SO DID J. PAUL GETTY AND SINATRA GOT A ZEPPO SPOUSE JOHN AND IF HILLARY AND BILL HAD SPLIT BOTH YOU CAN BET WHOD HAVE THE WHITE HOUSE. (They pick up microphone-sized objects and begin to pretend to be rock stars) JOHNCLIFF HE WAS A BACHELORNOW I KNOW FREE-LIVIN BACHELORMARRIAGE BLOWS FREE-LOVIN BACHELOR BE A BACHELOR.BE A BACHELOR. (The boys rip off their shirts and swing them around while dancing on the furniture.) ILL BE A BACHELORYOU BE A BACHELOR YOU BE A BACHELORILL BE A BACHELOR WELL BE A BACHELOR YEAH, YEAH, BE A BACHELOR, YEAH!BE A BACHELOR, YEAH!

Channel: Entertainment

Rating: 5.0' max='5' min='1' numRaters='7' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#overall ( ratings)    Views: 1641    Comments: 8